Saturday, December 29, 2007

hum aagaye..........

DON KO PAKADNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI NAMUMKIN HAI... HAHAHAHAA..... YAROO I WAS TRAVELING LIKE "HUNS TANG" OF CHINA BAND BAJ GAYA YAAR ABHI HUMNE ENTRY ISLIYE LATE NARI HAI AB HUM AAGAYE TO MAUJJA HI MAUJJA...

hahahahahahahahahahaha....

English - I love you.

Bengali - Aami Tumaake Bhaalo Baashi

Polish - Ja Kocham Ciebie

French - Je T'aime

Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte Hai

Czech - Miluji Te

Slovakian - Lu'Bim Ta

Italian - Ti Amo

Ukrainian - Ya Tebe Kahayu

German - Ish Libe Dish

Chinese - Wo Ai Ni

Greek - S'agapo

Hawaian - Aloha Wau Ia Oi

Lithuianian - Tav Myliu

Korean - Sa Rang Hae Yo

Japanese - Ai Shi Te Ru

Romanian - Te Ubsec

Bosnian - Volim Te

Albanian - Te Dua

Filipino - Mahal Kita

Spanish - Te Amo

Friday, December 28, 2007

Kya ye Contribution chalega..????

.........................................................the paranoid horror of ur batch......................................................

Can v expect more contribution???

PPl...write somethn...yaar...otherwise...harry will put all morphed pics of ours......

Thursday, December 27, 2007

planning unleashed........

HEY Dudes n Babes............

i got the pics of all our batchmates taken at the time of placement......well it came in my mind that after joining corporates u must have forgot ur faces how u were perceived the time when u were in school....so i did tiny miny morphs.....may be few of u will like it n few will laugh but...... hey ... i really enjoyed the skews............will share with u in short notice......

and other thing.... is anyone of u got the "Babes in Bikini".. video....????

Monday, December 24, 2007

Life goes on....

whats up guys,

no posts in SPCEPT??

yes..v dnt need teachers....bt still lets also keep that group alive.......

last weekend i was there in our very own ahmedabad....


n saw

lola batting at our hostel showing his tallent on Amateur bowlers like us..

me bowling kaka with 150 KMPH n lola making comments on it....

Ranjit bhai proving that he is the best fielder in our team(vodka,kola)hahaha.....

harry showing his jhonty rhodes fielding skills....

nanta,phani babu,tony,bodke,shiva,vikas(with his yellow t-shirt n red cheddi)....all of us shouting n playing...

all of us having coffee at nescafe.....

playing carroms at our very own lab(lola saying"beta aaj tera din hai...tu jeetgaya" )

abey lola,chal chalte hai "sutta"............

satta bhai laughing at 120 db sound.....

boss making us work all the night(i mean IPs except me)

lola,soni playing jokes sitting there at the table......

when the time has come to go back to corporate world,i was stuck in our very own classroom

had sutta in housing lab(ofcourse lola was sharing the sutta)

now back in delhi,again bla bla bla..shuru....

n yes..merry christmas to u all...

good night....

love

raju

Thursday, December 20, 2007

SHOCKING TRANFORMATION OF FANTANCY IN TO REALITY!!!-(1)

Today Morning at 5:00 o’clock, my door bell rang, I got up from very adoring dream of me and Deepika Padukone, so I thought she would be there, as I opened the door, to my very surprise, I found my kamina friend all the way from Hyderabad there to pay me a visit. Mr. Vijay Singh. At my further surprise I found that all my neighbors were up too as Mr. Vijay Singh has pressed everyone’s bell switches on the way to my floor asking for me. I was successful in hiding my identity from them since last 7 months and Mr. Singh introduced me to everyone on his very first visit.

I could not open my eyes as I could still feel Deepika in my arms. And all of a sudden I got a tight hug from him and Deepika disappeared from my eyes.

This is India where u can expect such wonderful experiences; If it would be any other country and it would be koi American Vijay Singh, he would have stayed in some Motel ran by koi gujju Patel and would have called me in the evening.

We had lot of bitching in the morning, laughed a lot on how kids are changing and adopting new trends in India. Watched a hot song by Fergie on VH1. At 7:00 we both started getting ready and Vijay Singh took half an hour more as he was keep on applying some white cream on his face expecting he will immediately turn into John Abraham or Ranbir Kapoor.

I would call it a “Shocking transformation of fantasy into reality”. The puppet master sitting up above in the sky, made me realize that only Vijay Singh would come and give you a surprise, as every morning I was expecting Deepika at my door.

Anyways, I was so happy since morning that I forgot the pain of getting up at 5:00 clock in winter morning, and during my ticketed journey from Andheri to Lower Parel in 2nd class of train, I couldn’t stop staring at faces of all comman men traveling with me. They all were happy, at least it looks like, and I couldn’t stop thinking till I reached the office where I work on urban planning and real estate on paper. (Thats why they say " if u feel happy u will find everthn happy")

Vijay Singh got down at Bandra, when I saw him last; his hair was all spiked up due to movement of public in local train compartment and Vijay Singh’s height problem. Everyone tried to brush his hair with fingers. He was carrying a bag too which would be equivalent to his weight.

I thanked puppet master for tying me to a longest string and kept me dancing here in India. (to be continued…..)

THE RULE

Everyone who has registered in the blog, has to post atleast once in a month...otherwise he/she will be kicked out. you just cant stay here and enjoy freely...afterall there are very few places in India where u get freedom to speak...
plz..write something which other ppl mite not b knowing..like ur thoughts on an issue...but it should contain only stories..no statistics allowed...i.e if u hv visited koi place and wat have u felt bout it...u can write here...but remember...it should contain lawariz too....
very soon u will find an article on "Comman man and India"..by shri Swapnil Anil....
Shiva would also publicize something.....
u hv something to share????????

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Monday, December 17, 2007

Chak de phatte....Gaad de gilli....chhod de ludhiana...****** de delhi...

Hello...guys...
this is the place where u can feel the freedom of independent India...which Gandhi had dreamt off...this is the place where u can speak up ur mind.....for which 99% of Indians are dying for.....this is the place where u can appreciate ur old friends....which nowdays we can not do...as people think that is senseless, crap, shit and pain.....
so....lets....be rebels....speak up...India...
for the people...who r already professional inside...this is not a ideal place for u.....because there would be only lawariz....gali-galoch...talks bout girls-acteress, quiz....etc.............
here...v vil talk bout us...vil kick kakaz ass everyday.....and do a lot masti...................
PLEASE ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.....AS....AAPKA PLANNINGPANA YAHA NAHI CHALNE WALA.....
Jay maharashtra....Jay Bharat....
LOLA

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Machar ka khoon!!!!

shaayrizzz dedicated to our batch that is full of ghelsappa lawaari..... ......... .......

"Shareefo mein koyi chor nahi hota
Kavvo mein koyi mor nahi hota
Naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hota
Arre yaaro...lawaari par koyi zor nahi hota"

"Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha .....
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara....
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha"

......aadab arz hai.......myself Rork (Haren Patel!!!!)

The Baba Returns......

fresh snaps of our baba from trusted sources... you can see what this baba is into for his new ventures and the targeted groups...

Beware of this Baba... He also made his way to the Top 10 Most Haunted List of "Abhi Tak" Tehelka Channel... If anybody found any whereabouts about this baba, please send an sms immediately to +91- 9427706748 (Scam Investigation Expert) or send am email to spcept_05@yahoogroups.com so that we can take actions immediately. ..

The Great Sadanando Baba

Hope you made a great wish before watching the greatest sacred holy person of the our CEPT Hostel (i Block)..... The Sadanando Baba







The surprise.... . if u r lucky then u wil get the used Tooth brush of the gr8 Sadanando Baba... and the unluckys one who do not forward this picture, Sadanando Baba will bestow his wrath on them....

Please do forward!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
His Holy Disciples... ..Shiva & Tony

The end of Beginning....

apni थो patashala....... masti ki patashala ... be a rebel..

Planners बनगाये corporate



the Planners.. rule...





First trip of the wanna be corporata.. plannerzz